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THE RETURN FROM PATHETIC

by HARMONY'S CUDDLE PARTY

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WILL YOUR MEAT HELP TO JUSTIFY YOUR INSECURITIES? I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH IT ROT UNDERNEATH THE SHEETS OH MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SILLY AND I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU LOOK BETTER THAN ME WHO CARES IF SEX RUINS EVERYTHING? I SWEAR I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING WHO CARES IF SEX RUINS EVERYTHING? I SWEAR I DON’T ONCE A GIRL OR WAS IT A BOY? EITHER WAY, THEY WERE MY SEX SLAVE THEY MADE ME FEEL SO POWERFUL JUST ONE TOUCH AND THEY WOULD CAVE AND MAYBE YOU WANT POWER LIKE THE ONE I USED TO HAVE BUT THAT’S NO BIG EXCUSE FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD I LIKE TO BE DEGRADED WHEN I KNOW IT’S DONE WITH LOVE BUT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOCAL CORDS ARE ONLY STRUNG WITH LUST AND I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU LOOK BETTER THAN ME BUT NO ONE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME WHO CARES IF SEX RUINS EVERYTHING? I SWEAR I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING WHO CARES IF SEX RUINS EVERYTHING? I SWEAR I DON’T AND I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU LOOK BETTER THAN ME BUT NO ONE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME NO ONE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME
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EVERYONE I’VE TOUCHED IS HOLDING SOMEONE ELSE TONIGHT HONEY, I’M NOT UGLY, MEAN, OR HARD I’LL TELL YA WHY IT’S COZ I’M NOT INSISTENT LIKE MY FAVORITE SONG INSISTENT IT’S MY ONLY WRONG EVERYONE I’VE TOUCHED HAS BEEN AT SOMEONE ELSE’S HANDS THOUGH I’M GOOD WITH WORDS AND, HEY, MY MOVES HAVE THEIR FANS I’M JUST NOT INSISTENT WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE INSISTENT I’M A LIMBLESS SLUG I JUST NEED PERMISSION TO TOUCH YOU THOUGH I KNOW YOU WANT IT BAD AND ONCE I GET PERMISSION THEN THE MISSION IS GOING RIGHT TO MY BED BUT UNTIL I GET PERMISSION I’LL BE MISSING ALL OF THE LOVE WE COULD’VE HAD
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PIG 02:41
CAN YOU SEE ME SNOOPING AROUND? YOUR WIFE LOOKS BETTER WHEN SHE’S DEAD ON THE GROUND AND I GREW UP IN A FUCKHEADED TOWN WHERE THEY SLAUGHTER PIGS LIKE YOU ENDLESS PARTIES STOP WHEN YOU’RE YOUNG THE THINGS I LOVE ALL DROWNING IN CUM AND I JUST SIT HERE GUZZLING RUM LIKE A PIRATE WITH NO NAME YOU’RE FINALLY DESTROYED BY AN INFINITE LAKE OF JOY AND THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET UNTIL YOU’RE ALONE IT’S HEAVEN WITH NO KICKS WHEN YOU’RE POINTING AT MY BITS ASKING “WHY DID I THINK YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO I DIDN’T HAVE TO SHAKE OUT OF MY BONES?” HAVEN’T TOLD YOU THAT I CARE COZ MY MOUTH IS FULL OF YOUR UNDERWEAR AND YOUR POSITION IS IMPAIRED COZ YOU CAN’T COME TO SEE IF IT’S TRUE SO TELL ME WHY DID YOU BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD YOU YOU WERE CHEATING? I’M A PIG WITH NO LOVE AND I’VE JUST HAD ENOUGH SO I’LL PACK ALL OF MY THINGS AND GO HOME
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IF RAIL THIN GIRLS LIKE ME ARE YOUR TYPE ALRIGHT COME ON OUT AND SPEND THE NIGHT BECAUSE RAIL THIN GIRLS LIKE TO CLIMB THE STAIRS RAIL THIN GIRLS REALLY CARE IF RAIL THIN GIRLS LIKE ME MAKE YOU WANNA PAY FOR FREE I’LL STAY IN ECSTASY AND IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT IF YOU NEED A LITTLE MIGHT BECAUSE RAIL THIN GIRLS ALWAYS CLIMB THE POLE RAIL THIN GIRLS WILL MAKE YOU WHOLE WE’RE GIFTED WITH A BRIGHTER SMILE AND MAKE ALL NIGHTS MORE WORTHWHILE ARE YOU COMPLETE WITHOUT A GIRL LIKE ME? IT’S EASY TO SEE UNLESS I STAND THE WRONG WAY IN THE WRONG PLACE THEN ALL THAT YOU CAN SEE IS THE NOSE ON MY FACE YOU MIGHT SURMISE THAT I HAD FLOATED UP INTO SPACE UNTIL WE’RE FACE TO FACE BECAUSE RAIL THIN GIRLS LIKE TO CAMOUFLAGE RAIL THIN GIRLS ARE A MIRAGE IF YOU RAIL THIN GIRLS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH WE’LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU
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I’M THE MOST EXHAUSTED I’VE EVER BEEN I’LL NEVER SUICIDE FOR FUN AND EVERYONE IS TREATING ME LIKE NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE ME AT THE CIRCLE JERK I’M TIRED MORE TIRED THAN YOU EVERYTHING DESCENDS TO BRAND NEW BLUE BUT, AW HECK, WHATCHA GONNA DO? FIND SOMEBODY MADE OF CRYSTALS TOO? TIME TO TAKE YOUR MORNING PILLS TIME TO TAKE YOUR EVENING PILLS TIME TO GET PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED YOU’RE FLYING OFF OF THE RAILS BUT YOU ARE BOUND BY EVERY LAYER OF YOUR SKIN YOU SAW ME AT THE ROCK SHOW LOOKING FINE BUT YOU HAD THE BENEFIT OF MIND LIVING OFF THE WILL OF FATHER TIME SOMEONE OUGHT TO HIT YOU TILL YOU’RE BLIND SOMEONE OUGHT TO MAKE YOUR CONSCIENCE MINE SOMEONE OUGHT TO HIT YOU TILL YOU’RE BLIND I’M THE MOST EXHAUSTED I’VE EVER BEEN I DID ALL OF THIS INSTEAD OF SLEEP
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I WANT YOU BUT IF I ACT I COULD LOSE A FAN AND YOU KNOW I DON’T HAVE MANY OF THOSE BUT I’M PICTURING YOU WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON YOU AND I DON’T HAVE TO PICTURE HARD COZ YOU SHOWED ME YOUR DICK AND GOD, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE BUT I’M THINKING THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD WIFE IT’S EVIL THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME JUST AN EVER-CHANGING STRING OF WORDS EACH OF WHICH WOULD BE ABSURD TO SAY WHEN I KISS YOU THROUGH THE PHONE THAT SINGS A DIAL TONE AND AS I ESCAPE THE DRONE I GUESS I’M ALL ALONE
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U.B.D.W. 02:14
IF YOU HURT HER IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET HER AROUSED AND WET WELL, IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD YOU KNOW SHE’S A REAL NICE GIRL AND SHE’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS SHE’S NOT THE ONE WHO WANTS TO DO YOU IN IF YOU TRY TO SATISFY YOUR NEEDS AND SHE DON’T LIKE IT IT’S ALRIGHT THERE’S A DEVIL TATTOOED ON YOUR HEAD UNDERLINED BY “USELESS BITCH” AND YOU KNOW SHE LEFT IT THERE SELF-PORTRAIT PRINTED BARE THERE’S NARY ONE SPOT LEFT UNTOUCHED BUT YOU ARE NOT A KINGDOM, YOU’RE A CRUTCH IF YOU TRY TO SATISFY YOUR NEEDS WITH ANY OTHER SHE WON’T MIND I BELIEVE I WAS EVICTED FROM A LIFE THAT I HAD PICKED FOR MY OWN GOOD AND THOUGH YOU MAY FEEL OTHERWISE JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT DEFINED BY PEOPLE WHERE YOU LOOK TO FIND A NEIGHBORHOOD
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NOT EVERYONE IS MEANT FOR THE SPOTLIGHT SOMEHOW I CAN RELATE EVERYONES BEEN THINKING THAT I’M WORTH A DAMN BUT I’M NOT ALL THAT GREAT EVEN WITH JUST PLASTIC AND BELLS YOUR SENSE OF RHYTHM IS SO APPARENT AND IF MY EARS HAD EYES THAT I COULDN’T DISGUISE YOU WOULD SEE HOW MUCH I’M STARING YOUR TAMBOURINE MAKES ME HORNY I HEAR IT IN THE BACK OF THE MIX LIVE RECORD MY SHEPHERD BITCH THE GUITARIST IS DATING THE SINGER YOU’RE THINKING YOU MIGHT QUIT YOUR ROLE CRAWL ACROSS THE LAND TO SOME OTHER BAND THAT LETS YOU PLAY IT FULL BUT WE ALL KNOW LIVING AIN’T EASY ROCK AND ROLL AIN’T ALWAYS FAIR AND THERE WOULD BE NO OTHER TO PUNCTUATE THE COVER WITH YOUR VIBRANT HAIR YOUR TAMBOURINE MAKES ME HORNY I HEAR IT IN THE BACK OF THE MIX LIVE RECORD MY SHEPHERD BITCH AND AS YOU’RE LYING IN MY BED IT FEELS LIKE I’M DATING A STAR WHEN IT COMES TO LOVING IT’S ALL JUST PERCUSSION BETWEEN OUR BEATING HEARTS
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WHOSE GOD DID I FUCK TO GET YOU, DARLING? IT COULD’VE BEEN THE ROMANS BUT I DON’T KNOW THEIR NAMES WHOSE LORD DID I SNOG TO KISS YOU, DARLING? AND WHY SHOULD I CARE WHEN THEY’RE WAY OVER THERE? THERE’S A DEVIL FROM THE PAST WHO GOT IT IN MY ASS AND I DON’T WANNA THINK THAT THAT WAS OUR PASS BUT IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER SOMEONE IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER ME WHOSE GOD DID I FUCK TO GET YOU, BABY? AND IS THERE ONLY ONE RIGHT THAT COULD SAVE US TONIGHT? SO LONG, FAREWELL TO SOMEONES IDEA OF HELL THERE’S NO BURNING HERE JUST THE WARM WHEN WE’RE NEAR FROM THE DAWN OF EVERY TIME I FEEL MY SOUL SHINE THERE’S A SPIRIT INSIDE WHO PAINTS EVERY LINE IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER SOMEONE IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER ME WHENEVER YOU’RE AROUND I FEEL IT IN THE GROUND THERE’S A HEAVENLY SOUND OF ANGELS FLOATING DOWN IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER SOMEONE IT MUST’VE BEEN SOMEONE WHO RULES OVER ME
10.
SAW YOU DANCING IN THE VIDEO BESIDE ME AND I IMAGINED IT WAS REAL BUT IT WAS, SO WHAT’S THE DEAL? THERE’S ROMANCE I COULD INJECT BETWEEN THE SLIDING OF OUR FEET UPON THE GROUND PICK ME UP AND SPIN ME ‘ROUND BUT YOU’RE CRAZY, AREN’T YOU DARLING? EVERY WORD GAVE ME A WARNING THAT IF I WENT HOME WITH YOU I’D DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A CLUE YOU’RE CRAZY TAKE ME BACK TO DAYLIGHT LOVE WAS ALWAYS THE ANSWER BUT IT’S NOT THE ANSWER TONIGHT ALL OF THE TIME THAT I’VE SPENT SANDWICHED ‘TWEEN THE LEGION OF THE LATELY BROKEN GIRLS ONE’S A SAINT AND ONE’S MY WORLD BUT THE HAPPY PARTS INSIDE ME HAVE BEEN BLEEDING I NEED TIME TO MAKE AMENDS NOT A DIME WHO PLAYS PRETEND COZ WE’RE CRAZY, AREN’T WE LADIES? HAVE YOU SEEN THE COLORS FADING? STARING BRIGHT INTO MY SOUL LEAVES AN AWFUL BURNING HOLE WE’RE CRAZY DON’T THESE WORDS JUST SEEM RIGHT? LOVE WAS ALWAYS THE ANSWER BUT IT’S NOT THE ANSWER TONIGHT SAW YOU DANCING IN THE VIDEO BESIDE ME GOT THE LENSE RIGHT IN MY EYE MAYBE ONCE IS WORTH A TRY COZ WE’RE CRAZY, AREN’T WE BABY? WE’VE GOT DIFFERENT WAYS OF SAYING WHAT OUR HEARTS BOTH FEEL THE SAME ALL OF THIS AWFUL, BURNING PAIN WE’RE CRAZY DANCING TO THE DAYLIGHT LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
11.
WELL, I KEEP HITTING THE AGE WHERE I GIVE IT ALL AWAY AND EACH TIME FEELS MORE HARMFUL BUT IF YOU WANT LOVING, BABY I’VE GOT A HEART FULL THERE’S EVERY OTHER DAY YOU FIND THAT IT’S THE TIME WHERE THINGS WOULD BE ALRIGHT IF YOU WOULD ONLY DIE BUT IF YOUR LOVE IS EVER DOUBTFUL THEN, BABY, I’VE GOT A MOUTHFUL AND THERE WILL COME A DAY WHEN THINGS AREN’T ALL THAT BAD WHERE EVERYTHING I DO IT AIN’T ALL THAT I HAVE WHEN THINGS GET KINDA SAD I’LL JUST SIT AND LAUGH SO, FOR THIS, I SAY THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT THERE’S STARS UP IN THE SKY AND YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD STAY FROM HERE WE CAN ONLY MARVEL BUT IF YOU WANT LOVING, BABY I’VE GOT A HEART FULL

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REPORTS ON RESULTS. THE BEAUTY OF TAPE. PRESENTED IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. IT'S NOT A PLACE BUT I'M STILL COMING BACK FROM IT. KISSES. LOVE YOU ALL.

WE OPEN ON MARY AND HER RABBIT AWAKENING MID-HIBERNATION TO CROAK IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.

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released October 27, 2023

WRITTEN AND RECORDED FEBRUARY 2023 - MAY 2023
ALL SONGS AND PERFORMANCES BY HARMONY PULASKI
DEDICATED TO HARMONY PULASKI <3333333333333

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